1. Your attire consists of brown boots, blue overalls, a red shirt & cap.

2. Your diet consists mainly of mushrooms, flowers, & leaves.

3. Your leisure time consists of lighting tennis balls on fire & chucking them at various plants, fish, & turtles.

4. When you go swimming, you go completely underwater, swim only with your hands, & (when at the surface) only bring a portion of your head above water for a short period of time, then proceed to swimming underwater again.

5. You keep a flag pole at the front of your house; & whenever you come home you absolutely must take down that flag if you wish to go inside.

6. You consistently punch bricks in search of money.

7. You unsuccessfully attempt to walk through a wall by jumping backward at a low overhang.

8. You jump, not run, up stairs.

9. After leaving for work/school, you make a mad dash in one direction, & if you forget something, there is no going back whatsoever, as not to run out of time; and when you do, you jump off a cliff.

10. You find yourself stuck trying to fit into a pipe.

11. You attempt to climb a beanstalk in an effort to find "coin heaven."

12. Whenever crossing a bridge, you have sudden scares of flying fish.

13. You try to walk on a cloud.

14. You make an effort to clear a large wall by jumping off a trampoline & expect to land harmlessly on the other side.

15. You never crawl, & in an in order to fit through a low pass, you purposely try to get bitten by a turtle.